My ass is dragging on the floor!! I have a serious case of droop-ass!
How did that happen?
My butt has always been one of my proudest pieces! What am I to do if my butt is not working it’s magic anymore?
I can still feel there’s glutes under the bum fat, but somehow they seem depressed…while I squeeze and release I’m checking for the dreaded pot holes…none appear..I guess that’s a good thing.
So…I guess I have to do non stop butt clinches to get the bum into shape. Flabby buttocks are not good! They don’t fit in a bikini, they look horrid in a g-string and they disappear in tight pants. I’m having horror flashes of those butts you see sometimes that aren’t really bums…it is just a back with a slith, or those bums that are flat but wide…they don’t fit in whatever bathing suit you try to squash them in.
I thought my Latin genes would keep me longer safe from gravity pull & other forms of aging, but(t) I’m clearly wrong.
I’m googl’ing butt exercises at the moment and have given myself 3 weeks to get that Latin butt pumped and tight again.